Geeky jokes

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If u r a geek , u gonna love these ...

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* Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive

* Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can

* Windows: Just another pane in the glass

* Q. Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?
A. The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.

* You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead

* Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding:
"Do you know how fast you were going?" the police officer asks, incredulously.
"No," replies Heisenberg, "but I know exactly where I am!"

* If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

* Q. What would a Geek say when he dies and meets God?
A. 1st question - God! Why did you delete me from earth?
2nd question - Can I meet my links ancestors)?

* Use The Best... Linux for Servers Mac for Graphics Palm for Mobility Windows for Solitaire

* I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

* In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?

* My software never has bugs. It just develops random features

* God is real, unless declared integer

* Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product

* Firewall : Do you want to place a motion detector on port 80 ?

* Q. What happens when Mr. Geek doesn't find his tie in the morning?
A. He calls his wife from the kitchen and asks her to Google it.

* There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

* I'm root. If you see me laughing, you better have a backup!

* The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX.

* there are 10 type of people in this world. One who know binary and second who dont.

* Is "ctrl" an "alt" for "del"? if not, a combination of all 3 works for sure!

* there r 3 types of people in the worls. those who can count and who cannot
Contributed By: tmh

* I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.

* Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Dan Brown - The Lost Syambol - Amazing Book

'Google' is not a synonym for 'research'.

Recently I've finished this book, i found this one a marvelous piece of Dan Brown!!

This book will give you information about heritage of America, that i bet, even most of the Americans does'nt know.

A great thriller with a very tight plot, Surely someone will be planning to made a movie out of this.

I am the great fan of this guy, the way he presents facts and point no other writer ever did. He wrote on various fields, he never belongs to, but still so informative seems like he had spent his entire life in that field only.

As far ' The Da Vinci Code' is the best book by him, even this book is also great.

Anyways he is great writer n i am a great fan of him....
waiting for another one.....

Last Days of my college life...

Every person............. every professional person in his life experiences the feeling which im feeling right now.The feeling which arises when you realize the truth that you will have to part from your friends.This unfortunate feeling comes only once in your life time...........thats when your lovely college days end. Not all of my college days are filled with fun n joy but the last three semesters was when i had the fun which i've never had in my life. I had fun almost everyday.............

This wouldnt have been possible without the people whom i call "GROUP-7" . I donno who gifted me these people, i would have said god but i dont believe in god.

My college MPEC has gave me a lot. Different people, different behaviour. Im not thankful to it for teaching me what life is becoz any other college would have done it. But i'll really thankful to my college..............for only 1 reason.............”GROUP-7” (Abhi, Raghhu, Nitish, Alok, Durgesh and Himanshu, Me) . The ones whom i'll remember for the rest of my life. They shed tears for me, shout at me, hit me, love me, curse me, make me feel good, make me feel bad n do a lot more things to me................

As I can remember my class was divided into two sections A & F in first semester. We all were in section-A and as usual i was backbencher where we all met one by one except Alok as we (Me n alok) were friends from past 1 year before B.tech. at the end of 1^st sem we all were gud friends but I don’t remember exactly when we entitled our group as “G-7” perhaps it was mid of 2^nd sem.

A lot of memories.............a lot of sweet memories with all of them. And 2 or 3 years from now the situation will never be the same.............all of us goin in different directions to achieve our own goals.

No more late night parties, no more bumps, no more kicking each other n we dont even know when we all meet again. I still have a little time to spend in my college after i post this message.I hope we all rock it up till the end.

When the days end we all feel bad becoz we are goin to leave our Friends (Not college). We never talked good abt our college in the past 3.5 years but it is now we realise what we miss.

We miss our friends, miss the canteen cold drink, Burger n Samosa, miss the double meaning pranks played on each other miss the A Grade movies that we watched together, miss the late night walks, miss the bunking of classes, miss the copying programs from pen drives in Lab practices............ miss every single event of college life.

Just wanna say Love you Guys !! :)